I came across this glamorous yacht illustration in my files the other day and wondered why my life did not imitate my art. It is common knowledge that all illustrators become millionaires early on in their careers, where did I go wrong? This seemingly innocuous illustration appeared in the travel section of The New York Times many years ago, the large dated flip phone is a dead giveaway. Why I drew a disembodied hand spilling wine over the VIP 's head remains a mystery to me, though I often restrain myself from doing just that in real life to boors who spew inane verbiage over their phones at decibels that cannot be ignored in social settings.
I firmly believe that banning smoking at outdoor cafes foreshadowed the demise of the art of conversation but cell phones dealt the death blow.
I suppose we may all live a few annoying years longer than good taste dictates but I would rather spend a few hours with a chain smoking drinking buddy than an excruciating eternity with a health conscious fool who accepts every call, text message, and tweet.
Will somebody please help me down from off this soapbox?
I firmly believe that banning smoking at outdoor cafes foreshadowed the demise of the art of conversation but cell phones dealt the death blow.
I suppose we may all live a few annoying years longer than good taste dictates but I would rather spend a few hours with a chain smoking drinking buddy than an excruciating eternity with a health conscious fool who accepts every call, text message, and tweet.
Will somebody please help me down from off this soapbox?

